Zac Fact file

Zac's Fact File

NAME: Brian
ALIAS: Zac
AGE: 38
SEX: who,s askin ?
OCCUPATION: Football Coach and layabout
FAVOURITE FOOD: Prunes and Cream
FAVOURITE COLOURS: Claret and Blue
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Only Fools and Horses, Black Adder, World at War. Johnny Bravo.
FAVOURITE RODENT: Any Snake food will do.
PREJUDICES: Manchester United, Racists and Ready Salted Crisps
MOST HATED PET: Cats, Fleas and sharks
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: I don't believe any of em and don't care for em in the slightest
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Hacksaws and Dentist Drills
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Lord of the Rings, Hammer of the Gods
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Err i once sang in a band called the "rubber buscuits"
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: are you trying to get me in trouble ?
THINK OF A NUMBER: Why?
DOUBLE IT: Why Why?
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Yes i do believe Criminals should be convicted.
AVERAGE INCOME: just about!
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Lust
TURN YOUR HEAD: Exorcists
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Marc (natch) Motorhead, The Wildhearts Alice Cooper, The Wombles, Spice Girls, S Club 7, and Ozzy Osbourne
SIZE OF SHOES: 8 in the cold 9 if its warm
WHO DO YOU LOVE?: Everyone and no one. Oh and Kyle Minogue
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: It sure is
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: I do, Don't you?
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Barry Manilow and Poison
DO YOU DRIVE?: I do. The wife up the wall and around the bend. oh and a car
DO YOU DRINK? I support West Ham and am married, what do you think ?
FAVOURITE RECORD: Womens 800 metres
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Dances with Wolves
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Rigid but fair
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL? ok fairly rigid then
AMBITION: To finnish this Fingerprint file in the short term Long term to see what really happens when it's over
WORST FEARS: Finding Out there isn,t a Santa. Elvis Lives, Fleetwood Mac reform, West Ham get Relegated, No red Jelly babies. That I can't finish this list.
FAVOURITE CITY: London Or wherever the people go
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: Manchester only coz of Man U.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: A lesbian.
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: The Dandy and The Beano
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: No!! but i will do one day.