ALIAS: Some know me as Vampyre and the rest call me Joan
AGE: I refuse to answer on the grounds ....
SEX: As much as I can get
OCCUPATION:
FAVOURITE FOOD: vanilla ice cream
FAVOURITE COLORS: sky blue & celery green
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: I Love Lucy
FAVOURITE RODENT: hamster
PREJUDICES: crooked teeth, toes, people who squint
MOST HATED PET: dog
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Conservative Democrat
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: nipple things that look like little jumper cables; paddles
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Tell Me You Love Me, Junie Moon by Marjorie Kellogg
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: meeting Harry Reams
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: I refuse to answer on the grounds that...
THINK OF A NUMBER: one!
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: I shot the sheriff (and I bit his deputy!!!).
AVERAGE INCOME: enough to pay the rent, alimony and child support and porn magazine subscriptions.
FAVOURITE DISEASE: hiccups
TURN YOUR HEAD: and spew pea soup?
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Alvin & the Chipmunks (Seymour!!)
SIZE OF SHOES: 7 1/2 or 8. I love a tight sole.
WHO DO YOU LOVE?: JD
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: always
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: I'm a tempest in a tea pot.
THE PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Too many, too little time.
DO YOU DRIVE?: I drive everyone crazy.
DO YOU DRINK?: You're asking a Vampyre?
FAVOURITE RECORD: Groove Me - Fern Kinney [you can really shag to the 12 inch(!!!) version].
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Wizard Of Oz
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Groovy
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Groovy, fer sure.
AMBITION: to do as little as possible and look busier than hell doing it (Hey! That's my current job description!)
WORST FEAR: Pushing all of my wordly possesions around in a shopping cart and living in a cardboard box.
FAVOURITE CITY: anywhere but my birthplace.
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: blink town that I was born in
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE?: Cher or Madonna or anyone worth a billion dollars or more - except Michael Jackson.
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Vampirella!!
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: I'm not for sale.