Fact file

Timot's Fact File

NAME; timot
AGE;old enough to be a grandad
SEX:all the time and occasionaly rape my hands,im ambidexturous
OCCUPATION:spray painter cum piss artist
FAV COLOUR:any fink physcodelic
FAV FOOD:chinese/cantonese/balti
FAV ANIMAL: ferrit..it would be a troll,but still looking for one
FAV LIZARD:crocadile
FAV INSECT:all types of scorpions
PREJUDIES:road rage
POLITICAL PASS'S:legalise cannibis (contoled) prosttution (brothalised) and any thing that been going on harmlessly for thousands of years,which may be a natarul process with human nature also to be legalised
HATES:pedafiles and bullies
VOTE:new labour/tony blair for god
INTEREST'S:sex,filth and noddybooks...
HOBBIES:see interest's
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS:phew if you only knew,so far i ain't been cought nor will be
FAV ACTOR:arnie shartznegger
WISH'S:fucking spell better,read faster and not be so dyslexic
FAV DRINK:aslong as it gets ya pissed
FAV MUSIC:bolan,the straglers,10cc,bowie n beatles
GITS:twats under pressure and blowing there tops at you for there fuck ups
FAV CITY:amsterdam
FAV PLACE IN GB:cornwall.you'll find me down there when i win the lottery
LIKES:joggin n floggin,drawing n paintin,playing with me ruvi digital camera/video recorder....doing a.v.i ,farting after a good curry (j)dont worry you are all safe on that nite.
DISLIKES:people running down other people,the do gooders who rant and rage at unsavory tastes of the human flesh (mostly conservative mp's) there the worst for it.
STRAGENESS:till dawn,ive been here for over a year and there are tillers i ain't spoke to yet,i think there scared of me,,,,,,,BOO
FAV BOOK:frogs,toads and newts,maxwell knight
FAV LP:tanx
FAV TRACK:street n babe shadow
FAV ACCUSTIC:jet tambourine
FAV COMIDY SERIES:fast show bbc2
WEIRD THINGS HAPPENED:dream about bolan crashing and turned out to be true on the day...occational out of body experiencies,happened scince 1980 and get one or two a year still,,,,,gut feeling about certain situations,must act then on my instincs.
FAV PAINTER:leonardo de vinci
FAV CLASSIC MUSIC:planets,holts
USED TO DO'S:karate( shotokan) smoke cigars,eat lots of fast food.....that reminds me afterwards im going for a work out,a quick puff and a big fuck kebab
WONNA BE:me,why pretend we all have on shot in life,our heros are and were the living proof which have influenced us all to what we are,.,?
ANNOYANCIES:getting all elastic bands ,then flicking them at work mates's butts,playing the 'adams family' 'the munsters'theme tune and the death march to my freinds on the track at work,threw my spray gun,using my gloves and squeezing the air cap/nozzle.....it makes a high pitch farting come saxaphone sound which any musicion would die for 'litertly'.
DO GOODS:love to see a cure for cancers,aids and all other decsea's cured soon...the end of famine,humane rites followed up in all countries.....end to all predjudeiss'e....but id love to string up all fox hunters by the bollocks n tits for a bit ,then let the bedals on to them afterwards.
POLLATICS:i hope monica gave bill a great blow job...leave the man alone there all at it.like new labour as i sez earlier,there getting off there arses kwicker than the connies did.

LUST'S:stockings,suzzies and the sport,fiesta mag....the net aswell xxxxx
TALKIN:use to be on icq,to quick for me mitts so i go on netmeetins,have a one to one with all sorts,talk about any thing clean,but i do and have came across some nutters up there.
dont like snobs,there is always some one a lot better then them,click people,a groupe of twats who get together and ridacule in there meetings,soon fuck them type off.but in all i love to talk.
PROJECTS:soon to be a web site next year of mine,changing servers from compuserve to clarenet with 25 megs of web space up there.

(11/19/02)