Syd's fact file
Syd's Fact File
NAME: Sudden Syd
ALIAS: Groove Lid
AGE: 18 (The mirror lies)
SEX: Yeah, I think I can remember what that was
OCCUPATION: Racing Rat
FAVOURITE FOOD: Big Mac
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Orange
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Bottom
FAVOURITE RODENT: Marsupial Mickey
PREJUDICES: Slow Drivers and Lazy Bastards
MOST HATED PET: Cats
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: The Blue Meanies
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Nick Cage
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Pumice Stone
HOBBY: Stressing Out
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Philip K Dick, Carl Sagan
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: 1966 Granada Television - I was in a school
lay that was televised
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: Who gives a shit. It's too hot to wear jeans in Queensland
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: The receptionist on floor 14, she's hotter than hot well worth a good perve
THINK OF A NUMBER: I'm still thinking of the receptionist
DOUBLE IT: Boobs
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Havn't got time to write them all down
AVERAGE INCOME: It certainly is!
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Stoned man's eyebrow
TURN YOUR HEAD: She sure does
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Bowie, Morrisey, Fat Bob, Eldridge, Manson, a
sprinkle of Hendrix, ever thankful for the Sex Pistols, The Clash, The
Damned and of course the Buzzcocks.
SIZE OF SHOES: 12
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Snickers
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Personal Investment
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Cosmos
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Jennifer Love Hewitt
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Shit yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: Shit no
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Bruce Willis
DO YOU DRIVE?: with passion
DO YOU DRINK?: most of the time
FAVOURITE RECORD: Bolan Boogie
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Star Wars
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: I'm not getting sucked in to a tactile ink blot test
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: A bit squishy
MAJOR VICE: good looking women
AMBITION: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WORST FEAR: to be kidnapped by aliens
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Cabbage Munchers (Germans)
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Stan Hargreaves from down end of our street.
FAVOURITE CITY: Walt Disney World
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: Los Angeles, I used to love it but now I hate it, Dunedin New Zealand is not much cop either. Not keen on Liverpool or Glasgow nor Gary, Indiana.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: An Alpha
Centuarian Slime Mould
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Viz - Fat Slags is hilarious
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: Yeh right that's why I've got a nose ring so the
missus and daughter can tie me up outside.