NAME: Sage
ALIAS: Sage
AGE: 34 (in 2005)
SEX: Yes indeed N' Yes I do
OCCUPATION: LAN Administrator (computer networks)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything spicy
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Black
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: My Name Is Earl
FAVOURITE RODENT: Ratdog
MOST HATED PET: snakes
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: The only good party... is one with lots of stuff to
smoke
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Robert DeNiro
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Zircon Encrusted Tweezers
HOBBY: Collecting and trading live concert tapes
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac, Tom Wolff, and J.R.R. Tolkien
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Recorded a CD with my former band Three Dollar
Bag
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: Don't ask me... find someone that knows about
genetics
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: Shrooms
THINK OF A NUMBER: 36
DOUBLE IT: 72
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Hmmm... what did you say? (that's me trying to pretend that I didn't hear that one)
AVERAGE INCOME: $55,000/year
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Bolanitis and a good case of dialated pupils
TURN YOUR HEAD: say "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Grateful Dead, Gong, Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso U.F.O., Marc Bolan, Steve Kimock Band, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa,
Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, The Band, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Janis Joplin, Captain
Beefheart
SIZE OF SHOES: Ummmm... I think these go to eleven
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: nothing
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Relix
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : My wife... Angela
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Where... here?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: What it is ain't exactly
clear
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Anyone who's ever ripped me off!
DO YOU DRIVE?: Yes
DO YOU DRINK?: Whenever I feel like it
FAVOURITE RECORD: T-Rex - "Electric Warrior"/ Grateful Dead "Europe
'72"/
Pink Floyd - "Meddle" / Bruce Springsteen - "Born to Run" /
Led Zeppelin
"Physical Graffiti"
FAVOURITE MOVIE: The Godfather I and II
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: It feels alright
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: It feels very nice. Thank you very much!
MAJOR VICE: smoking cigarettes
AMBITION: Knowledge
WORST FEAR: Growing old alone
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Italians
FAVOURITE PAINTER:
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: A superfunk rock and
roll star!
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Alice Cooper From The Inside
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: Definitely