Fact file
Ruzz's Fact File
NAME: Ruzz
ALIAS: Ruzzzz
AGE: 21 -- born on (the ballrooms of) mars
SEX: that circle thing with an arrow stickin out of it - apparently
OCCUPATION: Force
FAVOURITE FOOD: flesh (prefer female)
FAVOURITE COLOUR: vermilion (see above)
FAVOURITE TIME WASTING ACTIVITY:
reading alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nude.HTML.programmers
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Fireball XL5
LEAST FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Seinfeld
FAVOURITE RODENT: Roland Rat
FAVOURITE FUNGUS: Russula sp., my beard, her pubes
PREJUDICES: Librans don't have any at all (sometimes)
MOST HATED PET: My sister's boils
MOST HATED BOIL: The one on her shoulders
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Extreme Center Silly Party (part paid re-member)
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Rick
FAVOURITE ACTRESS: Rick
SECOND FAVOURITE ACTRESS: Rick
COME ON - BE HONEST: Ok, ummm...
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Tongue (anybody's 'll do)
HOBBY: see last answer and use your imagination
FAVOURITE COMEDIANS: Eddie Izzard, Ken Dodd, Dennis Leary
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: RP.Feynman, I.Asimov, JRR.Tolkien, R.Heinlien, D.Adams,
E.Thompson
FAVOURITE BOOKS: "QED", "Lord of the Rings", "Genius", "I, Robot", "Restaurant
At The End Of The Universe", "Tattoo", "Time Enough For Love"
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Meeting Lionel Bart (the old fart)
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEAN FIXED?: I told you - she's not YOUR Jean she's mine!
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: her brain and mine.
THINK OF A NUMBER: ok, ... 0!
DOUBLE IT: ummm... 2
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: None really - but I'd say that they're people too, so go
easy on them.
AVERAGE INCOME: over what period? life? ummm about fourpence ha'penny
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Saddam Hussein
WHY?: because the cure will be so sweet when it comes
TURN YOUR HEAD: how many times and in what direction?
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Al Di Meola, Rick Wakeman
FAVOURITE COMPOSER: Mozart
FAVOURITE SONGWRITER: Marc Bolan
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Joanne
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Oz (r.i.p.)
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : everyone except
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: usually
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: mostly
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY: Tomorrow
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Hitler
DO YOU DRIVE?: opinions vary
DO YOU DRINK?: not when I'm breathing
FAVOURITE RECORD: 3 minute mile
FAVOURITE MOVIE: 12 Angry Men
FAVOURITE FANTASY: 12 Angry Women
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: great - but it gives me double vision
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: great - but it gives me double vision
MAJOR VICE: who? sorry, didn't do the military
AMBITION: to stop saying I'll do it "one day"
WORST FEAR: getting caught
WORST WORST FEAR: getting caught again
ABSOLUTE WORST WORST FEAR: getting caught but not realising it and carrying on
doing it
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Jackson five
FAVOURITE CITY: Atlantis... or Lyoness... or Minas Tirith
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: all the rest
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: Pamela Anderson's gusset
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: The Bible
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that the
truth may be forthcoming.