Paul williams's fact file

Paul Williams's Fact File

NAME:Paul Andrew Williams
ALIAS:Interstellar Paw
AGE:an immature 41
SEX:almost forgot how
OCCUPATION:bus driver
FAVOURITE FOOD:pizza
FAVOURITE COLOUR:green
FAVOURITE TV SHOW:Star Trek TNG
FAVOURITE RODENT:detest them all
PREJUDICES:breast implants
MOST HATED PET:uninvited rodents
POLITICAL AFFILIATION:above wing
FAVOURITE ACTOR:Robert De Niro
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE:the hands of a foxy nurse
HOBBY:the internet
FAVOURITE AUTHORS:Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS:when I fell down in my platform boots
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?:leave well enough alone
FAVOURITE STIMULANT:tea
THINK OF A NUMBER:1,252.962
DOUBLE IT:I'd rather not
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS:none
AVERAGE INCOME:well lets say I'm not starving
FAVOURITE DISEASE:mental
TURN YOUR HEAD:ok
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS:Marc Bolan, David Bowie, Mott The Hoople, and the list goes on and on
SIZE OF SHOES:8
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?:coffee
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:none
WHO DO YOU LOVE? :besides myself?
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?:oh yeah
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?:oh yeah
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T:my ex-wife
DO YOU DRIVE?:almost all I do
DO YOU DRINK?:been sober 5 yrs
FAVOURITE RECORD:The Slider
FAVOURITE MOVIE:Close Encounters
HOW DOES IT FEEL?:not too bad
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?:dont ruin it by asking
MAJOR VICE:perfectionism
AMBITION:to go to Heaven
WORST FEAR:not going to Heaven
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP:Jews
FAVOURITE PAINTER:Picasso
FAVOURITE CITY:San Francisco
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES:the one I live in
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE:I dont go there
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK:this life
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?:yes and no