Fact file

Michael Wag's Fact File

NAME: Michael Wagstaff
ALIAS: Michwag
AGE: 36
SEX: Only if its interstellar
OCCUPATION: MArket researcher
FAVOURITE FOOD:Indian
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Grey like me
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Nothing can replace Crossroads
FAVOURITE RODENT: rat
PREJUDICES: Young people and their crazed sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyle
MOST HATED PET: Jealousy. Give her a stroke and you can't shake her off for days.
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: None
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Vivien Leigh
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Stethoscope
HOBBY: That's something you do in your free time right?
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Don't read
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Songs of Praise, Walmer Green, 1971
WHERE CAN I GET MY GENES FIXED?: Too old to wear jeans.
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: Bolan boogie
AVERAGE INCOME: Probably
FAVOURITE DISEASE: jealousy
TURN YOUR HEAD: My neck aches
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Bolan, Squeeze
SiZE OF SHOES: 8
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Toast
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Record Collector
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Everyone
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Dunno, don't care
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: I want you to show me
THE PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Stella (see sex)
DO YOU DRIVE?: Yes
DO YOU DRINK?: SOmetimes
FAVOURITE RECORD: At the moment ...Pinocchio by Squeeze
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Orchestra Wives (with Glenn Miller)
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: To be on top of the world
MAJOR VICE: The night is young
AMBITION: To be happy
WORST FEAR: To be happy
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: All
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Don Thirkell - he did our bathroom
FAVOURITE CITY: Nottingham
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: Birmingham, Coventry, Amsterdam
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: Famous
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK:NOne
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: Still paying off the loan