Fact file
Michael's Fact File
NAME: Michael Burnham
ALIAS: Ruckus the Cat
AGE: 40 (41 come this Friday)
SEX: what ARE "secks" ?
OCCUPATION: scapegoat, whipping boy, otherwise -
housekeeping director
FAVOURITE FOOD: high calorie & cholesterol anything
FAVOURITE COLOUR: a whiter shade of pale
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: I utilize the "OFF" switch too much
FAVOURITE RODENT: Dangermouse
PREJUDICES: loud, obnoxious, intolerant subhumans
MOST HATED PET: monkeys
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: politicians & the people who vote for them deserve
each other
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Jack Nicholson
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: silicone pump
HOBBY: reading to extreme, tormenting my guitar
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Gary Jennings, Andrew Clavan
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Alligator Wrestler (sad, but too, too true)
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: why ? are they breeding ?
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: all the 'tines (nicotine, caffeine)
THINK OF A NUMBER: 11
DOUBLE IT: 22
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: interstate transportation of a dead alligator
AVERAGE INCOME: thanks for reminding me... I'm humble again
FAVOURITE DISEASE: virginal hypertrophy
TURN YOUR HEAD: ow, ow, ow !!!!
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Jorma Kaukkonen & of course "you know who"
SIZE OF SHOES: 10 1/2
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: caffeine, nicotine
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: PlayGerbil
FAVOURITE BOOKS: AZTEC, Warlock of Love
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Depends on who'll stand still long enough
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: you betcha !
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: unfortunately....
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T:
DO YOU DRIVE?: yes, let me find my whip
DO YOU DRINK?: I'd look like a raisin if I didn't
FAVOURITE RECORD: changes constantly (usually MB related)
FAVOURITE MOVIE: The Abyss, 10 Commandments
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: on a good day, or a bad one ?
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: OK, ok, like a time bomb
MAJOR VICE: anything hedonistic, very open minded
AMBITION: watch your mouth !!
WORST FEAR: ambition
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Children of Rarn
FAVOURITE PAINTER: the guy who did my teeth
FAVOURITE CITY: I abhor cities
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: the ones with buildings/populations
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: my own cat
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: Who else would ???