Melinda's Fact file

Melinda's Fact File

NAME: Melinda Kay Wolf
ALIAS:Mel, Melinda Mae, Trixie(don't ask) and Mom
AGE: 41 ageless years
SEX: yes often
OCCUPATION: mom, wife,nurse, the fixer of things, legal assistant.
FAVOURITE FOOD:besides my husband, most berries(fresh)
FAVOURITE COLOUR: paisley
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: X-Files, Millenium, & NY PD Blue(sorry)
FAVOURITE RODENT: otter
PREJUDICES: people that are
MOST HATED PET: dust bunnies
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Peacelings
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Humphrey Bogart, Kathrine Hepburn, Christopher Walken
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: hemostats
HOBBY: living (not existing)
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: atm, Michel Mouse & Sverre, and all tillers
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: only in my other lives
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: don't look at me.
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: my husband
THINK OF A NUMBER:12
DOUBLE IT: 24 (hey my age kinda)
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: none yet
AVERAGE INCOME: not quite enough
FAVOURITE DISEASE: love
TURN YOUR HEAD: aaaaaaahhh
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS:Marc Bolan, ELP, Billy Joel and more
SIZE OF SHOES: 81/2
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: multi grain cheerios w/skim milk & Coffee
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: LIFE (I buy it for the articles)
FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Hobbit's & the Trilogy, and too many others to list
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : everyone, (but not at the same time)
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?:yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: no, can you explain it to me??
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Kenneth Starr
DO YOU DRIVE?: like a bat outa hell
DO YOU DRINK?: like a fish
FAVORITE ANIMALS?: fish and bats
FAVOURITE RECORD: Still (ELP) everything Marc did
FAVOURITE MOVIE: The Profesional
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: ooohhhhh good
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: OOOHHHHH GOOD
MAJOR VICE:smoking
AMBITION: to quit smoking, and to meet all the Tillers
WORST FEAR: never meeting any of the tillers, and my children never leaving home.
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: the Children of Rarn
FAVOURITE PAINTER: atm, Timot, and some guy named Westmoreland, He did a painting I have in my house
FAVOURITE CITY: wherever I am
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: St. Louis Missouri
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: Richer (if I only kissed ass better)
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: The Fanastic Four
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: when my children let me