Mary's fact file

Mary's Fact File

Name: Mary
Alias: Luv Charm
Age: Ladies don't tell, but I'll tell ya anyway: 35 'til 4/18
Sex: Female (last time I looked)
Occupation: Typist
Fave Food: Lots of 'em, but I guess I'll go w/the American standard pizza
Fave Color: Have to name more than 1: Purple, hunter green, black Fave TV show: Got a few here: Frasier, Malcolm and Eddie, Becker (Good thing you didn't ask favorite 70's TV show, or this e-mail would become a scroll; lots of good ones there!)
Favorite rodent: Stewart Little
Prejudices: Can't stand phonies or bimbos
Most hated pet: The teacher's (ha ha ha)
Political affiliation: Pat Paulsen for President, 1968 (you have to remember the Smothers Bros. Show for that one); or how about The Church of Bolan
Favorite actor: Myself; but seriously, Peter Sellers, David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" on Frasier), Anthony Geary ("Luke" on General Hospital; yes, I'm a soap fan)
Fave surgical appliance: The one they leave in your body AFTER surgery i.e., scissors, scalpel, whatever)
Fave stimulant: Jasmine 49 (Bolan tea)
Think of a Number: Read my mind
Double It: Jackpot
Criminal convictions: Rap sheet attached (just kidding)
Average income: Very average
Turn your head: To the left (C'mon everybody take a real deep breath and repeat after me...I love-a my baby... An Elvis tune)
Fave musicians: Marc Bolan, Elvis, The Eagles, Aerosmith, Pat Benatar, ZZ Top, Sam Cooke, and many more
Size shoe: Depends on if it's an imported shoe or not, but 9 (no, I'm not Bigfoot)
What did you have for breakfast: Cereal (not Life though)
Fave magazine: Elle Decor (magazine about home decorating)
Fave books: Can't recall the titles, believe it or not!
Who Do You Love: (Why is the George Thorogood song running thru my head here?) Marc Bolan, of course
Is something happening: With me and Marc Bolan? Or life in general?
Do you know what it is: WHAAAS up?
Hobby: Sports, music, dancing
Fave author: Ditto to the book titles! (I tend to read library books on topics of interest rather than novels or paperbacks, thus my memory lapse)
1st break in showbiz: I'm still awaiting it! Know any good agents?
Where jeans fixed: Shake a Leg Leather and Lube
Person you'd like to forget but can't: Any jerk who has crossed my path
Do you drive: Yes, I drive people crazy
Do you drink: Yes, blood at midnight (JUST KIDDING)
Favorite record: Rock Me Gently, by Andy Kim (just kidding; that came to mind since I liked it as a kid in the 70's)
Favorite movie: Lots of those, but I tend to like comedies, so I'll say A Shot in the Dark; Planes, Trains & Automobiles
House Calls; Midnight Run
How does it feel: Mighty real
Major vice: Tostados chips
Ambition: To get thru this list w/my fingers intact
Worst fear: That I'll fail at karaoke
Favorite ethnic group: Aliens
Favorite painter: Thomas Kinkade or Monet
Favorite city: Gotta be biased and say Minneapolis so far
Least favorite city: Haven't found one yet
What you would be if you weren't who you are: Marc Bolan's main squeeze
Favorite comic book: Never really bought any, but maybe Batman, Spiderman or the Green Hornet
Do you own yourself: No, I rent