Mark Wegner's Fact file
Mark Wegner's Fact File
NAME: Mark Wegner
ALIAS: Wegner
AGE: 42
SEX: M
OCCUPATION: lazy sod
FAVOURITE FOOD: pasta pasta pasta
FAVOURITE COLOUR: blue
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: I hate tv
FAVOURITE RODENT: Albino squirrels
PREJUDICES: people who are
MOST HATED PET: Newt
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: anything but Republican / GOP
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Robert Dinero
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: ;-)
HOBBY: Guitar (I TRY)
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Burroughs, Keroac, BEAT MAN, BEAT!! ;-)
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Sneaking into the porno theatre at 16.
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: The Jean Genie
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: Kenya AA
THINK OF A NUMBER: a number
DOUBLE IT: 2X(a number)
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Driving without a license 1976
AVERAGE INCOME: BWAHAHAHA!!!!
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Industrial Disease
TURN YOUR HEAD: Feed your head
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Too many.. from Stephen Stills to Kate Bush to REM
SIZE OF SHOES: 9 1/2 B
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Coffee only (preferrably Kenya AA),
every day. I need this...
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Early 1970's Circus
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Junkie, Queer, On The Road (oh I am a sicko)
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Doriann
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Oh yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: Oh yes yes yes
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: David Lee Roth, many pig politicians and quite a few of my old bosses
DO YOU DRIVE?: Yes
DO YOU DRINK?: No
FAVOURITE RECORD: Too many. Fave Marc album is Tanx (today), although I
am developing a new appreciation for Zinc..
FAVOURITE MOVIE: The Wizard of Oz??
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: How do you think it feels?
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: See above
MAJOR VICE: hahahaha.... ;-)
AMBITION: Pretty vacant
WORST FEAR: Bees and bullies
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: I like any non violent group. I hate ALL violent
groups.
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Dali
FAVOURITE CITY: Suffragette City
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: City of the Dead
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: A dolphin in the
1700's
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: Damn straight! :-)