Fact file

MarcO's Fact File

NAME: marco
ALIAS: romac
AGE: as old as me tounge and a little older than me teeth
SEX: a lay a day
OCCUPATION: builder
FAVOURITE FOOD: paella
FAVOURITE COLOUR: shocking pink
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: furniture to go
FAVOURITE RODENT: rat scabies
PREJUDICES: mois?
MOST HATED PET: cockroach
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Monster raving looney party
FAVOURITE ACTOR: John Voight
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: blow torch
HOBBY: fishing
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Bolan,Hemmingway.
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: fancy dress party, I won.
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?:Dr Mengler
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: Joanna Nash.
THINK OF A NUMBER: 33
DOUBLE IT: 3333
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: I was framed, he ran onto the knife,20 times,backwards.
AVERAGE INCOME: god knows
FAVOURITE DISEASE: myxamatosis
TURN YOUR HEAD: no, just fucked up my knees.
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS:Bolan,Bowland, Feld, Ruzz Thomas.
SIZE OF SHOES:9 left 91/2 right,(ingrowing toenail)
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: last nights dinner
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Beano
FAVOURITE BOOKS: very small ones
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Joanna Nash
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: yup
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: yup
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Ex mother in law.
DO YOU DRIVE?: yup
DO YOU DRINK?: yup
FAVOURITE RECORD: 20th century boy
FAVOURITE MOVIE: African Queen.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Grrrrr ruff
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: ruff ruff grrrrr.
MAJOR VICE: black n decker workmate.
AMBITION: a lay a day
WORST FEAR: mother in law finding my addy.
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: aborigines
FAVOURITE PAINTER: turpentine Frank.
FAVOURITE CITY: Palma.
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES:London,Paris.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: somebody else.
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Barbie n Ken.
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: God no!