Fact file

Jorgen's Fact File

NAME: Jorgen
ALIAS: Jorgen
AGE: 38
SEX: Yes, it's working again.
OCCUPATION: Mainman, sorry, Mailman
FAVOURITE FOOD: Indian cousine
FAVOURITE COLOUR: The one on the new t-shirt
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: "Riget" (Kingdom, danish series by Lars von Trier)
FAVOURITE RODENT: Beaver
PREJUDICES: Stupid swedish danceband music (Almost as bad as the German)
MOST HATED PET: Cats that piss in my garden and scratches my car
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: ?
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Steve Buscemi
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Laser
HOBBY: Collecting things and Scotsh Whisky
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Per Lagerqvist, Robertson Davies, Ira Levin
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Still waiting
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: They are supposed to look this way
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: single malt
THINK OF A NUMBER: 34.5
DOUBLE IT: Oh, yes please
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: usual motoring offences (speeding/parking)
AVERAGE INCOME: It's a joke
FAVOURITE DISEASE: The ones I make up
TURN YOUR HEAD: women, famous people
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Marc Bolan, Bowie, Etta James
SIZE OF SHOES: 42
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Orange jouice, coffee and a sandwich
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Record Collector
FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Dark Stuff
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : My family
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: Do you, mr Jones?
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: ?
DO YOU DRIVE?: yes
DO YOU DRINK?: only to excess sometimes
FAVOURITE RECORD: Rhino Records Doo Wop Box
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Fargo and Casino
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Wonderful
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?:
MAJOR VICE:
AMBITION: Stay out of pain and misery
WORST FEAR: Death
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Whatever there is left of the most primitive ones
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Andy Warhol
FAVOURITE CITY: New York City and London
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: L.A, Las Vegas
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: A great singer
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Asterix
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: My breath