Irving's fact file

Irving's Fact File

NAME: Irving
ALIAS: Irv / Dad (the kid use this one)
AGE: 40
SEX: At least twice
OCCUPATION: Food Importer
FAVOURITE FOOD: bread
FAVOURITE COLOUR: not sure, but least fave is blue
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Taggart
FAVOURITE RODENT: computer mouse
PREJUDICES: American Sitcoms
MOST HATED PET: little yappy dogs
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: no chance
FAVOURITE ACTOR: the guy who plays Hamish (McBeth)
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: never given this any thought
HOBBY: collect T.Rex records
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Graham Greene, Anthony Burgess, John Wyndham
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: sorry, talent free zone
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: if it isn't broken, why fix it
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: single malt
THINK OF A NUMBER: 340
DOUBLE IT: Jaguar
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: usual motoring offences (speeding/parking)
AVERAGE INCOME: a little more please
FAVOURITE DISEASE:
TURN YOUR HEAD: old cars & young women
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Marc Bolan, Bowie
SIZE OF SHOES: 8.5
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: toast
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Record Collector
FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Kraken Wakes
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : Petra (wife) & kids
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: definitely
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: mostly
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: John Hart (AB coach)
DO YOU DRIVE?: yes
DO YOU DRINK?: only to excess sometimes
FAVOURITE RECORD: Tanx or T.Rex or Unicorn or ... (dependant on day)
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Rocky Horror or maybe Full Monty
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: great
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?:
MAJOR VICE: music
AMBITION: gradual loss of all ambition
WORST FEAR: having to work forever
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: All Blacks
FAVOURITE PAINTER:
FAVOURITE CITY: Wellington or Berlin
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: Surfers Paradise (Australia), Naples
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE:
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Asterix
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?: only 50% of the time