NAME: Paul Johnstone

ALIAS: Cosmic Zombie Punk
AGE: 37
SEX: Yes, please.
OCCUPATION: Employment lawyer
FAVOURITE FOOD: bread
FAVOURITE COLOUR: black
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Frasier
FAVOURITE RODENT: Rat Fink A Boo Boo
PREJUDICES: Can't stand intolerance
MOST HATED PET: Hamsters
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Socialist
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Christopher Walken
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE:Nasal Hair Clippers
HOBBY: Playing in a punk rock tribute band called Zombie Punk Squad.
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Dick Curran
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Main songwriter for Darkness and Jive - released first single when I was 19 on Red Rhino Records in UK - bombed !
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: Isn't it about time you learned how to sew ?
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: The first few chords of 20th Century Boy.
THINK OF A NUMBER: O.K.
DOUBLE IT: Right
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Fined £10.00 for underage drinking when I was 16.
AVERAGE INCOME: Less than the average outcome.
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Delerium
TURN YOUR HEAD: Why ?
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: Marc Bolan, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Mick Ronson, John Lydon, Pete Shelley, Siouxsie Sioux, Bill Nelson, Matt Johnson, Radiohead.
SIZE OF SHOES: 9
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Muesli and a cup of weak black Earl Grey tea - slurp, hmmmm, lovely.
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Record Collector
FAVOURITE BOOKS:Messiah and Kalki by Gore Vidal, CS Lewis Narnian Chronicles, Lord of the Rings by Tolkein, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut and all biographies about Marc Bolan
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : My family and my friends.
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: All the time.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: Yeah - I think it's called "Life".
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Me when I've made an arse of myself.
DO YOU DRIVE?: I drive a Vauxhall Astra cos it's an anagram of rasta.
DO YOU DRINK?: As often as possible - especially when I'm thirsty.
FAVOURITE RECORD: Metal Guru (and the other T.Rex singles from Hot Love - Teenage Dream)
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Godfather Parts I and II - also early Dracula, Frankenstein movies
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Mighty Real
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: It's still Mighty Real
MAJOR VICE: Captain Sensible
AMBITION: To stay happy
WORST FEAR: to lose what I've got now
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: humanity (when it acts in a civilised fashion)
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Turner (the bloke who painted all those blurred type pictures with lovely colours)
FAVOURITE CITY: New York
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES: Birmingham, Manchester
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU ARE: A Sex God
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Viz
DO YOU OWN YOUR SHELF?: Yes - I bought my shelves at B&Q and put them up myself. They are definitely mine.