Fact file
Cliff's Fact File
NAME: Cliff McLenehan
ALIAS: Lee Van Kliff, Sebastian Snarl
AGE: Never ask a gentleman his age
SEX: All the time and twice on Sundays
OCCUPATION: Polluter of minds
FAVOURITE FOOD: Cooked
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Black
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: On Czech TV? Get serious.
FAVOURITE RODENT: Dead rat
PREJUDICES: I'm a balanced individual. I hate everything
MOST HATED PET: Dogs
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Anarchist
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Virgil Tracey & Dolly Buster
FAVOURITE SURGICAL APPLIANCE: Silver nose spoon
HOBBY: Annoying people
FAVOURITE AUTHORS: Kosinski, MacEwan, Me
FIRST BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS: Played bass for a while in the Normil Hawaiians
WHERE CAN I GET MY JEANS FIXED?: Don't ask me
FAVOURITE STIMULANT: Jack Daniels or tequila
THINK OF A NUMBER:6
DOUBLE IT: 69
CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS: Never been caught.
AVERAGE INCOME: Yes it is average
FAVOURITE DISEASE: Anything that keeps from work
TURN YOUR HEAD: Martina & Lay Penelope
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS:Bolan, Bowie, Iggy, Banshees,
Verlaine, Patti etc.
SIZE OF SHOES: 7
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?: Breakfast
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Record Collector when they pay me
FAVOURITE BOOKS:Anything by Kosinski or my favourite writers
WHO DO YOU LOVE? : My wife
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING?: Yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?: It's... I forget
THE PERSON YOU MOST LIKE TO FORGET BUT CAN'T: Lydia Lunch
DO YOU DRIVE?: People round the bend
DO YOU DRINK?: Yes
FAVOURITE RECORD: Today it's Marquee Moon by Television
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Wings Of Desire - not the turgid remake
HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Was a single by Slade
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL?: Positive. It got to number 15
MAJOR VICE: Ha ha ha.
AMBITION: To get this bloody book finished
WORST FEAR: Heights
FAVOURITE ETHNIC GROUP: Cats
FAVOURITE PAINTER: Warhol,
FAVOURITE CITY: Berlin, Dusseldorf, Amsterdam, Brno
LEAST FAVOURITE CITIES:Birmingham, Gent & Lille
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IF YOU WEREN'T WHAT YOU
ARE: A Nick Cave lookalike with lots of free time
FAVOURITE COMIC BOOK: Anything by Barry Windsor Smith
DO YOU OWN YOURSELF?:Unfortunately I sold my soul to the
devil